90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
