So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
vaguely remember the bartender stopping me outside last night so he could pull the duct tape out of my hair
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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