Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
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