yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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