i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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