oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Randomize
