Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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