I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I think your dad took our porno
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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