evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
okay pat passed out under dana's car
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
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