He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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