Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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