maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize
