we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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