Where did you get a picture of my penis
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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