i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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