So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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