Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
Randomize
