I showed him my bush... on skype.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Let's paint friendship bongs
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
Randomize
