Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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