It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I didn't notice because vodka
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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