It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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