He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
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