She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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