And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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