Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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