I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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