i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I still have a little drunk in my system
They have beer where we have blood.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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