so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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