I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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