no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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