Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I was drunk and gave him my dad's phone number instead because somehow I thought that'd be funny. Man did that fucking backfire
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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