whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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