Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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