therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
Found your dick twin last night
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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