This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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