I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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