(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
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