Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Randomize
