Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I am full of burrito and curiosity
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
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