So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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