And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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