check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I wanna passion pit in your ass
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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