Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
