just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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