Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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