FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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