He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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