THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
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