everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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