I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
Randomize
